Can you keep up?

(Source: hairandglasses, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

if cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can i

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iphone420:

people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person

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wwiao:

the massive omelette in neopets is the biggest mystery ever

• who made it
• whyd they cook it on a plateau
• whys that tree touching the omelette
• who would want to eat a plateau omelette
• how many birds have shit on that omelette

(via genuinelysmile)

i dont even remember what the original ‘roses are red violets are blue’ poem is anymore

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