Can you keep up?

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, hell yeah I want that chocolate bar

(via trilly-vanilly)

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway, via trilly-vanilly)

virginclub:

rumour:

what happened to the naked brothers band

they put clothes on

(via back-tothefuchsia)

fuckyeahpooping:

i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor to prove it

(via back-tothefuchsia)

k1mkardashian:

my favorite disney princess is me

(via trilly-vanilly)

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

(Source: shitweed, via back-tothefuchsia)